Now you Know!
What is the super bowl?
It is the largest bowl ever created. They used one of the moons of Jupiter to craft this gigantic bowl so it can be used to collect the souls of a hundred million screaming mechanical vault krakens. It is a place where boys die and men become cripples. It is a place that makes widows daily. It is a place so filled with terror and death that only the criminally insane could ever wish to grace its rocky and unforgiving terrain. To glimpse its ground is to lose all hope and have sanity driven from your mind like so many sheep fed to the increasingly blood thirsty robotic sea monsters being created in the depths of the unnatural valley, shaped by the captains of industry from a time long past.
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