I was embarrassed to draw it, that stolen moment. Maybe it was fir the camera, maybe it wasn’t. Doesn’t matter. It was not for me. It was not for me to recreate, to scan over. How did this come to pass?
Nothing has worked out more in my favor than having people confuse my self loathing, shame, and insecurity for charm.
I don’t know how to blog.
When you find out tell me.
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
I don’t even work retail but I can feel for people who work retail
I want them to make The Dark Knight Returns with Adam West as the ageing batman. Or Screw it Michael Keaton would be awesome too.
Or like ten Idc help
It occurred to me while I was trying to fall asleep last night that I have no clue what a garden hoe does.
I would have had to get up and read about it for an hour before I could sleep.